Sanford: save the gorilla!

Posted on January 30, 2010


It looks like South Carolina governor will make it through the end of his second term, despite his weakness for  an Argentinean girlfriend (I can empathize with him: I married mine). But who saved him from being impeached was his vice, Andre Bauer, with beauty pieces like this one:

My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed! You’re facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don’t think too much further than that.

So, Republicans and Democrats at once showed their moral concerns and avoided to give a potential candidate runner an edge by letting him to seat at the governor’s desk.

The funniest side: Bauer himself, as a child of divorce, was feeded at the expenses of the State. Conservative politics disease seems to cause short memory.